Hello, Internet. Welcome to a page dedicated to a bunch load of crap that a teenage writer has to say about movies that he's seen.
Normally, I would formally introduce myself, giving you my name and possibly my social security info? How about no.
The reason I have decided to create a blog is because I have seen all these movies as of late, and I feel as if I have to tell this to a group of anonymous people tied to their computer desk chairs all day in their underpants.
And while I sometimes am a part of those group of people, I want to take the time out of my day to tell you about my thoughts about certain movies.
I hope you do enjoy my sarcasm and hilarity. Enjoy.